Lucille Ball with Anger Management Issues folderol…
Babies, today at Beguiling I thought we’d do something a little
different and talk about the way of the world, the current economic
situation, this Winter’s horrendous weather conditions, the parlous
state of network television, the United States’ performance at the
Winter Olympics, the perilous political pandemonium on Earth in the
early 21st Century, and the plight of the Panda… Wait, who am I
kidding?! Let’s talk about MEEEEE — and my novel!
If Paris Hilton had ever read a book, never mind written one…
If Kathy Griffin had toned it down — a little…
If John Travolta weren’t having a massage…
If Hedda Hopper had a sense of humor she would have written…
If Laura Petrie from The Dick Van Dyke Show wasn’t fictional she would
have written…
Like Jackie Collins and Billy Wilder had a lovechild…
Johnny Carson wishes he wasn’t dead so he could read…
Funnier than 12 Years a Slave, Sexier than Toy Story 3, More
Suspenseful than Sesame Street, Hollywoodier than Lincoln… It’s In
His Kiss…
For all those Hollywood Wives who are also Hollywood Beards…
Coming June 1st
